Scout Camp Email Vacation Response

I am away from my email at Scout Camp probably suffering from heat stroke.  Lest you think you can invade my house because I am away, I have left my wife to cuddle my Glock model 22 (.40 cal) while I away.  She is a pretty good shot.  I will return to your email when I recover from heat stroke, file a police report about a home invasion and finished molding the minds of our country's young minds.